Alright, so today I was riding my Go-Kart when...?

Tell him that if he hells you again, your Ultimate Fighting Unlce has told you he will handle it for you. And just look at his house, and say "Since I know where you live, it wont be hard for him to find you". Then later that night, bang as loud as you can on his door for a couple of senconds, and run for it. Piss his *** off, or scare the living **** out of him lol.